I'm not one to wear a ton of makeup during sex—except lip products because I take blow jobs v seriously—but something I do wear during the deed is mascara. I like my peepers to look as flirty as possible while my man and I get down and dirty, okay? It gives me a little confidence boost, plus I feel like I give a better performance and visual (*wink*) with fluttery lashes!
That said, it's been tough to find something that can last me throughout the entire thing without running down my undereyes and quite possibly turning off (or scaring) my S.O. in the process, LOL. Well, that is until I tried the Heroine Make Volume Up Super Waterproof mascara combined with the Elyzza Fishtail Anime Lashes. Read on for my v honest review:
This Lash-And-Mascara Combo Will Last You Through Sweaty, Spicy Sex
A thing to know about me: I'm not blessed with naturally long lashes—I have short, stick-straight Asian lashes that are about as stubborn as me and can't hold a curl for the whole day. Yet another hurdle in my search for the perfect mascara? My lids are also oily AF. So when I came across the Japanese brand Heroine Make and their everything-proof mascaras, I knew I had to put it to the test.
Of the many variants available, I went for the Volume Up Super Waterproof mascara because it ticked all the boxes for me: long-wearing, water- and sweat-resistant, and volumizing. Check, check, and check!
Heroine Make Volume Up Super Waterproof Mascara: A Review
I didn't have a hard time applying this mascara on to my lashes despite its wand and applicator being chunkier than I would like—I'm partial to thin, sleek wands—but it got the job done. I also didn't apply it from the roots of my lashes to avoid weighing them down and getting the dreaded panda eyes. That's a pro tip for ya!
Once I was done applying it, I was surprised with how much volume my lashes got—I didn't think my short lashes were capable of even getting that long! But, I like my peepers to be dramatic AF, so I turned to my go-to falsies...
Elyzza Anime Fishtail Lashes: A Review
OK, I normally don't mess with regular false lashes because of how hard they are to apply, but after I got budol-ed by my FYP to buy the Elyzza Fishtail Anime Lashes, I had to give it a go. I thought that applying cluster lashes would be harder than applying a single strip of lashes to my lids, but it turns out, it was sooo easy.
All I had to do was apply a thin layer of glue—which was thankfully included in the kit—to each cluster, let it dry for five seconds to get it tacky, and then apply it to my lash line. I applied my lashes in the morning because I had to run some errands before meeting up with my boyfriend, and they did not budge at all, even though it was windy AF outside. I was very impressed.
Final verdict
Alright, I'm a lady and I'm not gonna give you all the details of my night with my boyfriend, but I will say that there was a lot of sweating and movement involved. I was kind of being careful at first because I didn't want to mess up my lashes, but that was soon forgotten as soon as we got going, LOL. He also did...things...that made me rub my face on his chest and neck in pleasure, and I can confirm that the mascara and cluster lashes Did. Not. Budge!
When we were done, I asked him if my lashes still looked good, and he confirmed that they still looked great. (No, I did not force him to say that!) See for yourself:
I might just pair this combo with the Cosmo Girl-approved sex-proof Fenty Pro Filt'r Foundation for next time...
