- Chrissy Teigen posted a video of her daughter, Luna, singing a creepy song about dead people.
- Luna was at home because she pretended to be sick, which is when Chrissy captured the moment.
Okay, I know that when a kid sings you're just supposed to bop along to their sweet little angelic voice whether they can find the key or not, but when you hear the song Chrissy Teigen's daughter made up, you will experience an extreme level of alarm. (She's still cute, though!)
On Insta, Chrissy informed everyone that her bb Luna pretended to be too sick to go to school and posted a picture of her grinning and standing in front of their fireplace. It's so adorable that she should immediately be forgiven for any fib she told.
But shortly after, Chrissy posted a video for her followers to watch and, y'all, it is absolutely terrifying. I'm not even joking when I say this could be a scene in a horror film.
The video gets off to a good start with Luna singing "mama love you" and "mama's gonna put you to bed," but it gets so creepy as soon as she says "mama loves you as much as she loves all the dead." But it doesn't end there. Luna then sang, "All the deads / All the deads / All the people are red or dead / Red or dead." She went on and on until Chrissy decided that was enough and stopped recording.
All jokes aside, I think we have the next "Rise and Shine" on our hands here. Luna is clearly a prodigy and Chrissy's followers agree and commented, "Red Or Dead shooting straight up the charts" and "TRADEMARK THIS NOW SHES A GENIUS."
Okay, time for some techy genius to remix this and throw it on YouTube!
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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.
