TWITTER: sandromarcos, sebduterte (Poster by Cosmopolitan Philippines)
ICYMI: #RP69FanFic is the latest hashtag trending on Twitter! Film critic Philbert Dy started the hashtag, and we're assuming he probably had enough of the #Halalan2016 bashing online ('cause we have).
How does it work? Well, each tweet typically involves a sexy, steamy—and obviously invented—story between Baste Duterte, son of Davao Mayor (And future Philippine President—according to "partial" and "unofficial" election results) Rodrigo Duterte, Sandro Marcos, Congressman Ferdinand Marcos Jr.'s son, and ocassionally, Brian Poe Llamanzares, Senator Grace Poe's son.
If you read everything, you'll also enjoy appearances from former Makati City mayor Junjun Binay and 2016 presidential candidate Mar Roxas' son, Paolo Roxas. Plus, Daniel Padilla and Alma Moreno references—pretty much anyone running for public office or involved in the 2016 Philippine Elections. Awkward!
Wish we could compile all the tweets for you, but there are a LOT of good ones. So here, a few of our favorites. Enjoy!
P.S. It gets really weird, LOL!
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"How deep is your love?" Sandro asks, to which Basti replies, "Deeper than the debt that your lolo put the Philippines into." #RP69fanfic
— DLSU Amphiturtle (@Amphigong) May 11, 2016
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Sandro to Baste: Your love is my drug.
— Shawn de Velasco (@shawnvelasco) May 11, 2016
Duterte: drugs?! Patayin kita.
#RP69fanfic
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Sandro: "We've been doing this position for hours already."
— Jian Genovana (@jiangenovana) May 11, 2016
Baste quietly whispered: "Wait lang, change is coming."#RP69fanfic
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"Uhm, we've been going out for quite some time now. Ano ba tayo?" Sandro asks nervously
— Jerome Infante (@jomskywalker) May 10, 2016
"Partial and unofficial," answers Baste#RP69fanfic
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*Sandro turned the lights off*
— Airo-kun (@airowoo) May 10, 2016
Baste: wait. someone's watching us in the dark
Sandro: who is it?
Baste: sino pa ba? Only Binay!#RP69fanfic
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Sandro thrust a little too hard.
— Isabella Villarojo (@isssuh) May 10, 2016
"Ouch," said Baste.
"Sorry," said Sandro.
It was the first time a Marcos said sorry. #RP69fanfic
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Sandro asked, "Can you do one giant thrust?"
— aids (@bonchonchicken) May 10, 2016
"I can Du30", Baste replied. #RP69fanfic
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"What do you call this position?" Sandro asked with amazement.
— Dan Cabangon (@dancabangon) May 10, 2016
"The Davao Death Squat" said Baste.#Rp69fanfic
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"How long is it?" sandro asked.
— niche dumlao (@nicherautomatic) May 10, 2016
"Every letter of my province equals an inch", said baste.
"Davao? 5 inches?"
"Davao del sur" #RP69Fanfic
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Sandro n Baste kissed n groped. The bed shook. They stopped. They looked over the other side of the bed and saw Junjun's Junjun. #RP69fanfic
— HaHaHaHa! (@MarcusRa_) May 10, 2016
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"I want to scream right now," Baste said.
— budget human being (@rosaaabells) May 10, 2016
"Shhh. Di naman ikaw ang bottom, so shut up na lang," Sandro replied. @philbertdy #RP69fanfic
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"What number did we stop"
— Ella (@heckyeaherica) May 10, 2016
"I lost count"
"Guess you'll have to recount" said Baste as he thrust harder into Sandro@philbertdy #RP69fanfic
Hot ba, tita?
*furiously fans abaniko*#RP69FanFic
— Titas of Manila (@TitasofManila) May 11, 2016
