Paulo Avelino, age 29, has a new girlfriend, 22-year old Fil-Aussie model Jodie Elizabeth Tarasek, and the local Twitterverse is SHOOKT.
But it's not as if Paulo isn't capable of being in a relationship. No, no. The wild (and intense) reaction is coming from people actually believing that Paulo should be in a relationship with them.
Read on to see the most hilarious tweets about Paulo getting a new girlfriend—from heartbroken fangirls to some who are passive aggressive AF.
P.S. And while we see the humor in these tweets, we're all for Paulo and Jodie's new relationship. Guy ~finally~ got his wish for 2017! Cheers! XOXO
The ones who are in mourning
Me after finding out Paulo Avelino has a new girl: pic.twitter.com/vLbNC4azkt
— Paolo Martinez (@KingPaoloXIV) July 25, 2017
plants vs. zombies - plants attacking zombies
— lozol lines (@lozollines) July 27, 2017
diner dash - a waitress serving guests
tekken - NA SI PAULO AVELINO IM CRYINGFFDH
The one who's literally *crushed*:
Too much dating news for today. First, Bughead. Now, Paulo Avelino. pic.twitter.com/yEhxcLPCML
— Ja (@moralesja_) July 25, 2017
The one who's bitter AF:
Me finding out about Paulo Avelino's Fil-Aussie girlfriend. pic.twitter.com/3kNX8tXCHK
— Blessie Mae (@iBlessThee13th) July 25, 2017
The ones who believe he should end up with Carson (Maja Salvador) from I'm Drunk, I Love You:
Paulo Avelino has a girlfriend... (and it's not Maja) ????
— Phoebe Bandoy (@phoeberuary13) July 25, 2017
my heart: pic.twitter.com/cIaOhKPNYf
WHAT DOES THIS JODIE TARSIER GIRL HAVE THAT MAJA SALVADOR DOESN'T, HELLO PAULO AVELINO?? PAUMAJ ????
— multiplatinum (@for5tharmonayy) July 25, 2017
The ones who have passive aggressiveness written all over them:
good morning except sa girlfriend ni paulo avelino
— qy???? (@qyIagalvez) July 27, 2017
i wish you all guys the best bukod sa girlfriend ni paulo avelino
— Pat Teves ????????? (@patriciativs) July 27, 2017
The one who can see into the ~future~:
*fast forward to one year later*
— ?(¬?¬)? (@niinagg13) July 25, 2017
"Paulo Avelino confirms breakup with girlfriend" https://t.co/jrklddPfCt
