As the resident Sex & The City badass, Samantha Jones undoubtedly deserved a show of her own dedicated to her hot sexcapades, #ambitious career milestones, and sassy AF comebacks. Buuut, since that never happened (at least, not yet), we've made a short list of the most important lessons we learned from Miss Jones.
1. Try to keep an ~OpEn MiNd~ in all areas of your life.
'Cause you can't knock it 'til you've tried it, riiight?
2. Don't talk about peeps behind their back.
Ain't nobody gonna thank you for it.
3. Be there for your friends when they're in need of some wisdom.
4. Always chip in when your girls are organizing things.
They'll thank you for your mojito later.
5. Don't give in to society's pressures.
You keep doing you.
6. Sex isn't always as easy as they make it look in the movies.
Take it from someone who knows.
7. It's okay to be selfish.
Sometimes you've just got to put yourself first and that is nothing to be ashamed about.
8. NO MATTER HOW RIDIC YOU MIGHT SOUND.
9. Don't over-complicate things.
The simplest solution is often the most effective.
10. Never let people underestimate you.
You're a BOSS and don't let them forget it.
11. Beating around the bush is for wimps.
If you're in a tricky sitch, just spit it out.
12. Age is just a number, baby.
13. When there's nothing left to do, just swear it out.
14. Respond to tense situations with practical thinking.
You'll always come out on top.
15. Whatever the question, a dirty pun is the answer.
16. Self-doubt is a waste of your goddamn time.
Fact: haters gonna hate, but you don't have to care what they think.
17. Remember your gal pals—they've got your back no matter what.
'Hoes over bros' is a saying for a reason, yo.
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This article originally appeared on Cosmopolitan.com.au. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.
