Do you try to make out with everyone? Jump on a table and twerk? Cry in a cab? Or all of them, in that order?
1. SUDDENLY-A-LESBIAN DRUNK
Aside from the fact that you and your best friend are both straight and she has a boyfriend, why have you waited this long to make out?!
2. OVER-AFFECTIONATE-BFF DRUNK
"OMG, your hair smells sooo good," you tell strangers while waiting for the bathroom. You go in as a group because girls who pee together, stay together.
3. SUPER-LOUD DRUNK
Thanks to your decibel level, everyone at the bar now knows your favorite sex position, social security number, and real feelings for Shailene Woodley. Also, I'm now deaf. Thanks!
4. CATATONIC DRUNK
Most often seen passed out over a pile of coats, you maybe sorta drank a bottle of wine while you were doing your makeup at home. Time to get those pre-game skills on point.
5. AGGRO DRUNK
A pacifist when sober, you look like the Jersey Shore cast after a few beers. There you go, accusing the girl who knocked into you of disrespecting you. Hold you back!
6. COMPULSIVELY-TEXTING-YOUR-EX DRUNK
You fire passive-aggressive, cryptic texts to your ex-boyfriend. So what if you renamed him Do Not Drunk-Text in your phone? He needs to hear this.
This article was originally published as "What Kind of Drunk Are You?" in the December 2014 issue of Cosmopolitan. Click here to get the issue in the iTunes store!
***This article was originally published in Cosmopolitan.com. Minor edits have been made by the Cosmo.ph editors.
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