- Lightly claw the inside of my forearms with your fingernails. Sensitive skin = immediate chills.
- Treat my nipples like ice cream cones and take really light licks. A few gentle bites won’t hurt either.
- Slide your panties off and hop on top of me with your skirt still on.
- When I’m standing, brush your fingers over the no-man’s-land between Big Junior and the perpetual exit.
- Blow on my nipples.
- Scratch the back of my head when I’m giving you oral sex.
- Trace your fingertips over my lips to tell me you’re in the mood.
- Dangle your hair between my legs and shake your head around.
- A hand job without lube is like fries without ketchup. Grease up.
- When we have sex from behind, lie on your stomach, tilt your hips up slightly, and move them in circles until we’re synchronized.
- Lift my arms and lick the bottom part of my armpit, where it connects with my chest.
- Massage both of my inner thighs at the same time. Get as close as you can to my hot spot without actually touching it. The longer you rub, the more I want you to move in for the kill.
- Good words to say during sex include more, mmmm, and any verb preceding me.
- When I’m thrusting, squeeze my biceps so I feel like The Man.
- I had a girl who grabbed hold of my boxers with her teeth and tore them down. It was so animalistic.
- Make me pull out before I completely penetrate. Tease me like this three or four times. Once the sex is under way, I’m sure to have one of the biggest orgasms I’ve ever had.
- Suck my index finger like you’re simulating oral sex. I swear there’s a direct path between those nerve endings and the ones in my penis.
- Grind your hips. It’s an even better way to tell me you like what I’m doing than “Yes! Yes! Yes!”
- Lick your fingers sopping wet, and then pinch and stroke my nipples.
- During oral sex, start below me, move to the side, then to 69. Changing your body’s angle changes the angle of your mouth, which feels beyond fantastic.
- It’s one thing to rip off my clothes, but it drives me crazy when you rip off your clothes. It’s like you just can’t wait to get naked with me.
- My girlfriend sometimes tells me not to move when I get inside her. We lie still for a few seconds. Then she tells me to only make one thrust at a time. When she turns me loose, it’s all over.
- Hold my balls the way you’d hold a little baby bird.
- Grab my butt with both hands when you’re giving me oral.
- Tell me how great I was in bed…a few days later…in public.
- Use a firm grip when giving me a hand job, as if you were shaking hands with the president.
- Let your lips linger along the front of my hip bone before working your way down south.
- My ex used to spread my legs and tell me to lean against the wall as if I were under arrest. Then she weaved in and out, touching, kissing, licking...
- Wear low-rider jeans so I can see the skin between your belly button and the top of the jeans. I love those jeans, but I want them off.
- Don’t always approach my penis the same way during oral sex. Sometimes, go at it from the side…like you’re eating corn on the cob.
