6 Dating Don'ts

These moves guarantee you won’t get any lovin’.

• Slather all of your food with garlic spread.
• On your first date, describe your dream engagement ring, down to the cut and carat.
• Start calling a new guy a nickname: Honeybuns.
• Tell him you’re considering butt implants.
• Program your number into his phone under Krazy Chick.
• Brag about being able to braid your underarm hair.

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