13 Dating App Bios You Shouldn't Use

When it comes to the lines girls put on their dating app bios—or even their public Instagram and Twitter accounts—guys have seen it all. We asked Cosmo Boys what taglines they're tired of seeing, and what they think they really mean.

Here are 14 dating app bios you should avoid using.

"Sapiosexual"

What boys think it really means: "You assume we don't know what that word means, so you want us to Google and realize you're an intellectual woman who's turned on by intellectual men, but in reality you always swipe right for the Johnny Bravo type. Always."
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best."

What boys think it really means: "Gasgas na gasgas na 'yang quote na yan! Once and for all, send that quote to your exes and not to your potential matches. Honestly, whenever we see this, we think, 'You are most definitely a b*tch.'"

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"Not here to hook up." (usually in all caps)

What boys think it really means: "You're here to hook up."
"Wanderlust."

What boys think it really means: You don't really travel that much, but you love travel quotes and you like reusing photos from that one time you went to a beach.
"Looking for Mr. Right."

What boys think it really means: "…But your photo insinuates that your are looking for Mr. Right Now."
[some random quote]

What boys think it really means: "Sigh…#Hugot. You might consider putting a link to quotegarden.com or brainyquote.com so that I may find my own hugot quote to match yours."
"I live my life to the fullest."

What boys think it really means: "So you mean we don't?!"

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"Just here to expand my network."

What boys think it really means: "You're selling insurance, real estate, or worse, multilevel marketing products!"
"Friendship only" or "Not looking for anything serious"

What boys think it really means: "You're looking for a husband."
[tons of emojis]

What boys think it really means: "You think those hearts and smileys are cute, but we will probably have nothing to talk about."
"I'm not on here often, but hit me up on Instagram [insert username here]!"

What boys think it really means: "You just want more Instagram followers."
"Interested in men, not boys."

What boys think it really means: "You're looking for a sugar daddy or someone to finance your lifestyle."
"Just looking around."

What boys think it really means: "You're too shy to admit you're looking for a guy, or you're looking to catch your cheating boyfriend/husband."