Funny, Sad, And Cryptic Captions + Tweets To Post During All Your ~Selosa~ Moments

Jealousy is a common emotion. It's normal to feel it from time to time, especially if there are signs that trigger you. You can channel your intense emotion by sitting with your thoughts and talking with your partner.

But if you're not yet ready for confrontation, you can express your feels on social media. Warning tho: Be prepared to get messages and comments from your posts. Plus, whatever that's posted on the internet is forever, regardless if you delete it. It's always best to talk it out with your partner to address the issue.

But if you really can't help it, keep it lighthearted with these caption ideas and tweets.

Funny captions and tweets about jealousy

When you find it amusing that you feel jealous.

1. Sige, overthink pa.
2. Now showing: 50 Shades of Green, starring my jealousy
3. My favorite sport is jealousy.
4. Me trying to hide my jealousy: puts on oversized sunglasses indoors '
5. Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon.
6. Today's eyebags are brought to you by selos.
7. Jealousy is like a bad hair day–you know it's coming, but you're never prepared.
8. Today's weather forecast: Cloudy with a chance of jealousy.
9. Boy/Girl best friend lang siya.
10. Me? Jealous? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hindi a!
11. Note to self: If jealousy burned calories, I'd be a supermodel by now.
12. "Ang mundo ay isang malaking Quiapo, maraming snatcher, maagawan ka." - No Other Woman
13. Selos ng selos pero wala naman karapatan.
14. Check the label!
15. Nag-aral ka ng self-defense pero masasaktan ka lang pala ng pagseselos.

Cryptic captions and tweets about jealousy

Keep them guessing.

1. Hard pill to swallow.
2. Just friends. Yup.
3. Thou shalt not covet
4. [snake emoji]
5. [magnifying glass emoji]
6. 'Wag ako.
7. This is the last time you tell me I've got it wrong - The Last Time by Tayor Swift
8. Their win is not my loss. - Jealousy, jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo
9. I'm fine.
10. That should be me.
11. This feels secondhand.
12. Why settle for a burger when you've got steak at home?
13. It's a case for the FBI.
14. Am I not enough?
15. Oh, ok.

Sad captions and tweets about jealousy

For when it's just hard.

1. Jealousy it's a slippery slope.
2. I can't believe you're with them, and not me.
3. Ako na lang. Ako na lang uli.
4. I see the way you look at her. It was how you looked at me before.
5. It's almost just like how it was before. But it's not anymore. - Before by NIKI
6. Was I ever good enough?
7.  I played dumb but I always knew - Traitor by Olivia Rodrigo
8. 'Cause you weren't mine to lose. - August by Taylor Swift
9. Wish it was me.
10. Soon it will get better.

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