How To Have Mind-Blowing Phone SexGet a little inspiration from Anne Hathaway’s character (who accepts phone sex clients to earn extra dough) in Valentine’s Day for giving your honey some sizzling aural action.
1. Get yourself in a comfy position and dial your dude for some long-distance lovin’.
2. Speak a little softer than you normally would, and once you’ve said your hellos (make sure it’s not his perverted pinsan), parlay into some dirty talk.
3. Describe—in detail—what you wish he were doing to you right now. As his breathing gets heavier, ask him what he wants to do with your naked bod…and make your hands obey.
- Brooke Le Poer Trench
Pillow Talk No-Nos
Dudes describe five kinds of mood-killing convo.
- Asking “How was it?” right after you’ve finished boinking
- Yelling out cliches like “Give it to me, big boy!”
- Noting any non-sex topics, like the paint chipping on the ceiling over your bed
- Guessing out loud if you remembered to take the Pill
- Bugging him about how long he plans to be “almost there”
- Ted Spiker
